As each bonkers bachelorette cut in with a "Can I steal him for a bit?" their chats became increasingly stranger, and yet, oddly familiar. All Pilot Hunk had to say was "tell me about yourself" before the ladies launched into an avalanche of verbal diarrhea. “Well I’m Hannah Bad,” Bryant said in an annoying nasal wail, “And I’m brutally fragile at home, so here it’s absolutely the wheels are coming off.” Dang, that satire cuts deep. These are pretty much the convos we’ve heard between pilot Pete and his house of ladies except, you know, stripped of all the dignity and self-preservation. Because despite whatever we may think about the choices of the Bach contestants, they're still people.These caricatures of the gals, however, had everyone coming clean about all the skeletons in their closets: one has a mouth like a literal vacuum hose; another has her conjoined twin on her back; this one just turned 30... and security promptly whisks her out the door. Perhaps the most astute lampoon came when McKinnon's character poked fun at the whole Victoria-dated-Chase-Rice fiasco from last week by admitting that she's dating most of the cameramen, half of the other bachelorettes, and makes more money than him—annnd is was the latter that got her booted from the mansion. Ouch.[video_embed id='1590349']RELATED: Bachelor contestant Hannah B would NOT like to make a toast[/video_embed]If we had a rose to give for this SNL sketch, it would go to Aidy (who's also currently starring in the must-watch series Shrill) for A) having a dig at the over-reaching Bachelor producers (“they confiscated my vitamins and then gave me a knife!), and then B) going full Kelsey by popping a bottle of champagne all over her face and chest. May champagne-gate never die.[video_embed id='1889708']BEFORE YOU GO: You’ll never guess which talk show host surprised Meghan Trainor on ‘Carpool Karaoke’[/video_embed]This season on ????? ????... ?#SNL pic.twitter.com/laNkvl4Pte
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