When it was announced that the Golden Globes (watch the full show on CTV now) would be bi-coastal and mostly virtual this year due to the global pandemic, we all thought it was a good idea. People can stay home! Celebs will stay safe! We might even get a glimpse of their homes, and perhaps their families! What could go wrong?
Well, it became very clear last night right off the top, when Daniel Kaluuya’s audio cut out while accepting his win for best actor in a supporting role (and they almost did him dirty by not giving him another shot at the speech, to paraphrase the man himself), that the awards were going to be less glitz and glam, and more 2017’s BBC Dad.
Something like this needs to happen tonight #goldenglobes pic.twitter.com/mxMyVpPtZu
— Vanessa Murphy (@vangoesboom) March 1, 2021
And if you thought Twitter was going to let those small, incredible moments throughout the show slide, you don’t know the power of the internet. Because they latched onto Jason Sudeikis’s tie-dye hoodie, Cynthia Nixon’s Bernie Sanders cutout, Jodie Foster’s pyjamas, David Fincher taking a shot when he lost, Jared Leto’s failed attempt to explode a glitter bomb, Ben Stiller’s grey hair and Jeff Daniel’s Zoom-Dad-vibe.
Fam, the devil works hard, but Twitter during a spiraling awards show works harder.
You may not have noticed Sex and the City alum Cynthia Nixon’s home décor as she joined the broadcast virtually from her home, seated alongside her family, but Twitter definitely took note of the life-sized cardboard cut-out of Inauguration Bernie Sanders seated with her. This is next level trolling and we are here for it.
Bernie Sanders watching the #GoldenGlobes at Cynthia Nixon's house. pic.twitter.com/rWcQDfwUba
— Dave Quinn (@NineDaves) March 1, 2021
The only good text I got about the #GoldenGlobes ty @beccaedav cc @CynthiaNixon @BernieSanders pic.twitter.com/d9z2CacAJs
— Sara Pearl (@skenigsberg) March 1, 2021
Bernie Sanders is low key watching the #GoldenGlobes with @CynthiaNixon pic.twitter.com/Eu6h6KMqYo
— MTV NEWS (@MTVNEWS) March 1, 2021
Much like Jason Sudeikis attending the show in a tie-dye hoodie, and Jeff Daniels joining from the spare room in the frat house with the futon, actress and director Jodie Foster didn’t give a flying F about dressing up last night, and appeared alongside her wife and dog in her pyjamas. Jodie, same.
I am also watching the #GoldenGlobes in my pyjamas with my dog, so Jodie Foster really is like all of us. pic.twitter.com/Vh16HquCZy
— Courtney Theriault (@cspotweet) March 1, 2021
Aaaand Jodie Foster with her beautiful lady in full #GoldenGlobes pajama chic... aaand now I’m a lesbian.
— George Hahn (@georgehahn) March 1, 2021
choose your fighter: Jason Sudeikis' hoodie or Jodie Foster's pajamas #GoldenGlobes
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) March 1, 2021
One fan even noticed an odd similarity between Jodie, her dog, and her most iconic film role…
Now, and then??? #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/AzVhjyJ78L
— Barry Hertz (@HertzBarry) March 1, 2021
That’s an image we won’t soon forget. Yikes.
Don Cheadle was also on hand to give us a GIF that henceforth shall be used during all awards ceremonies (and speeches in general). We are also low-key using this during the next this-could-have-been-an-email Zoom meeting.
Please #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/SCiaJUrM0e
— QiiBO (@QiiBO) March 1, 2021
When the best man brings up an ex in the speech... #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/py4pPctI1Z
— WeddingWire (@WeddingWire) March 1, 2021
What's more useful than this gift that @DonCheadle just gave us? #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/ScXh7Z5Ibr
— Kate Aurthur (@KateAurthur) March 1, 2021
Also, director David Fincher was either upset about losing during the Best Motion Picture Screenplay category, or he was playing a drinking game, because as Aaron Sorkin was announced as the winner, Fincher clearly forgot the camera was still on him and downed a shot. New drinking game! Take a shot every time Fincher takes a shot.
David Fincher taking a shot after he lost is a mood #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/4eDGz07Qt9
— Mapa Acosta (@mapa_acosta) March 1, 2021
David Fincher pounding a shot after losing the screenplay award is a mood. #GoldenGlobes
— Brandon Katz (@Great_Katzby) March 1, 2021
we were all david fincher taking a shot after seeing the #GoldenGlobes nominations pic.twitter.com/cofELDlDqW
— chu (@suspiraa) March 1, 2021
In between all of the celeb gags, foibles, gaffes, and missteps, there was inexplicably this guy. He makes the show peak pandemic, methinks.
THIS GUY! #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/Jtk1x2T1au
— Dalton Ross (@DaltonRoss) March 1, 2021
me watching this train wreck of an awards ceremony #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/0MYQ38utZ5
— ❄️St. Olaf Snowball☃️ (@GoldenObsession) March 1, 2021
Also, can someone explain when Ben Stiller became a silver fox? Because that is some zaddy energy, sir.
hold up now....Ben Stiller with gray hair. Let's have that conversation. #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/lE0IYrzyNI
— Mark Sundstrom (@106th) March 1, 2021
Okay Ben Stiller with that silver fox hair #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/fI4HYRCYPx
— Black Girl Nerds (@BlackGirlNerds) March 1, 2021
Ben Stiller looking like a silver fox #GoldenGlobes
— Ria (@BarstoolRia) March 1, 2021
And in a show where everything that could go wrong did go wrong, Jared Leto, who was dressed like Phoebe when she got the hummus on her dress, tried to explode a confetti bomb and low-key failed.
Can we talk about Jared trying to open the confetti thing?! 😂 #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/yP8oT43x0B
— 𝑮𝒂𝒃𝒔 🦇 (@MorbyLeto) March 1, 2021
Awwwww @JaredLeto ready to cheer the winner with confettis, but it didn’t work. What a sweet idea anyways for this at home #GoldenGlobes 🤗 🤍 pic.twitter.com/5ilU3FrKd2
— Nadine Richard (@NRichard9) March 1, 2021
Then of course, Jeff Daniel’s Dad-vibes set the internet aflame. Truly, was there a moment that went smoothly?
Omg I might seriously die of embarrassment before this is over #GoldenGlobes
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) March 1, 2021
There really won’t be one not awkward moment all night huh #GoldenGlobes
— Francesca (@BarstoolFran) March 1, 2021
There were a few little moments of pure joy like when Minari won Best Foreign Film (which is its own controversy) and writer/director Lee Isaac Chung accepted the award with his ecstatic seven-year-old daughter on his lap.
Still not over Lee Isaac Chung's daughter jumping into his arms when Minari won😍😭 pic.twitter.com/7DNGOeuAjq
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) March 1, 2021
“I prayed, I prayed” 😭😭😭 Lee Isaac Chung’s daughter and this Minari win broke me. #GoldenGlobes
— Kathleen Newman-Bremang (@KathleenNB) March 1, 2021
Watch the full 78th Annual Golden Globes now on CTV.ca and the CTV app.
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