Is it just us, or does Justin Trudeau’s beard make him look like Hans Gruber from 'Die Hard'?

Once you see it, you can't unsee it.
February 26, 2020 10:29 a.m. EST
February 27, 2020 11:01 p.m. EST
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Remember Justin Trudeau? Canadian Prime Minister? Donald Trump's northern enemy? Notoriously shirtless guy in charge?

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If you're familiar with that guy, you also might have noticed that on January 1, 2020 A.D., he debuted a new facial feature.

 
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New year, new beard.

Justin Trudeau with a beard for some reason

Yes, the beard that launched a thousand memes. Was it hot? Was it pathetic? According to the internet, both and so much more.

But you see, we were left scratching our heads because that beard looks eerily familiar. Like we'd seen it before.

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Did it seem so sinister because we were still reeling from Ted Cruz's beard, which looks kinda similar?

[caption id="attachment_4837105" align="alignleft" width="960"]Justin Trudeau beard versus Ted Cruz beard Getty Images[/caption]

Is it because it looks like this guy from Star Trek?

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Wait. One. Bearded. Moment.

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Maybe it's because that thing on the Right Honourable Justin Trudeau's face isn't a beard at all.

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It's a GOATEE.

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If Abed from Community taught us anything, it's that a beard is fine, but a goatee is evil. It's a sign we're in the darkest timeline.

evil Abed with goatee

You see—heroic figures have beards. Villains have goatees. Villains like Jafar.

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And Leonardo DiCaprio in Django Unchained. 

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AND Hans Gruber from Die Hard.

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And that's when we realized. That's it. Justin Trudeau, the Prime Minister of the great nation of Canada, looks exactly like the late Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber.

[caption id="attachment_4837117" align="alignleft" width="960"]Justin Trudeau and Hans Gruber have the same goatee Getty Images/Twentieth Century Fox[/caption]

The enviable eyelashes, the tousled dark hair, the GOATEE. It's Hans.

[caption id="attachment_4837163" align="alignleft" width="960"]Justin Trudeau and Hans Gruber with their matching goatees Getty Images/Twentieth Century Fox[/caption]

So let that sink in and we'll just be over here trying to restore our own faith in democracy.

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